My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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