brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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