Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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