I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You are the jesus of drinking
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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