everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
