when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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