Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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