i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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