Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
We have so much sex to catch up on
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
that may or may not have been my penis.
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