stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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