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If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
well you can't waste a boner
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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