I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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