I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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