Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
