What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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