Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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