I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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