Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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