i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
These tits shall not be calmed
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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