Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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