Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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