using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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