my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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