do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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