Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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