I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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