There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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