Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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