Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
is that a dick in a sweater?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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