playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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