Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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