STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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