Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Randomize
