we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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