butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I need to calm my uterus...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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