me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Found the puke drawer
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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