it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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