Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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