We got so high we made milksteak
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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