he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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