return my video game
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
