Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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