my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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