yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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