I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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