apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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