How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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