It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Drake has all the answers
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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