i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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