he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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