How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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