Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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