VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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