things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just made my gag reflex go away.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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