Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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