I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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